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shut-up-im-superman:

"I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists"

well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me



emilysachs:

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emilysachs:

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definitelybees:

i want to say something but i can’t think of a good way to say it so,

long story short: if you are legally an adult, even if you are an older teenager (18/19) or a person in your early twenties who does not feel like an adult nor know how to behave like one and think of yourself as a teenager, you have to remember that you are still an adult.

as an adult, you have a responsibility to children and to teenagers to treat them accordingly and to not be a disgusting piece of shit to them. you do not pursue these people sexually or romantically. you do not invade their spaces and attempt to make yourself the primary target of media aimed at them (it is still fine to enjoy these things but remember that they are not for you primarily and never will be) and bully them and belittle them and push them out of their spaces. you do not make yourself seem “friendly” and “non-threatening” by mimicking their behaviour and acting like oh, you’re just a kid, you’re not a “real” adult.

because you are. and your duty as an adult is to look after these people, not abuse them. in ANY way.


For someone who’s generally pretty tough, I am the biggest fucking wimp when it comes to being sick.

Break my ankle? “Wow, that really hurts. Let me lay here for a bit and then I’ll be ready to hop out of here.”

Mild cold? “Oh god I think I’m dying. I can’t get out of bed. I can’t move. Everything is horrible. What did I do to deserve this? I’m just going to lay on a couch and moan for the next week.”



shitifindon:

phantasypunk:

afamiliardog:

peter quill is like a dungeons and dragons character who has absolutely stacked diplomacy/bluff base skills, but the player has no idea wtf is happening at any given moment. no one should ever listen to peter quill and yet somehow exactly that keeps happening

YESSSSSSSSSSSSS

<3


kropotkitten:

shout out to all the people who are content with mediocrity. for real, fuck this weird “everyone is gonna be an earth-shaker” stressful shit they push on you before you’re even out of the womb. give me stability, a sense of belonging, rootedness. i don’t need fame and fortune. 



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